A Bar Conversation

A man went to the bar. He sat across from the TV so he can watch the news, next to him was a blond lady. The newsman was talking about a man standing on the ledge of a tall building ready to jump. The man at the bar put $20 on the countertop and turned to the blond woman and said, I bet you $20 that he will jump. The blond said, I bet that he will not. The man on the ledge jumped to his death. The blond said, fair is fair here’s $20.

The man next to her said, I can’t take your money. I have to confess, I saw that on the 5 o’clock news and knew that he will jump.

The blond woman said, I did too. I just didn’t think he would do it again.

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